From Darin:
So around 4:20 I started getting these "wrong number" phone calls asking about the swing for sale.
After the fifth, all of whom asked about the "For Sale" swing, I became suspicious. When the 6th person called I asked where this listing was posted. "Why on Craigslist, of course", he said. So I looked for it...see attachment.
Craigslist Ad:
Please do not call after 6 pm! I am offering for free a recreational swing. This swing is great but I need some room for the new baby crib. The sex swing was a gift from my bachelor party and works great.
First Come First Serve
Darin 407-xxx-xxxx
The sex swing.
Hahaha.
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My evil sister and mother got me. Not nearly as bad as Darin.
Because of the April Fools virus, I had called the night before to make sure my parents computer was safe and sound - for Christmas this past year, Darin fixed it up for them, adding new memory and making sure their updates were all set. I thought they would be fine, but I wanted to make sure everything was okay.
So I called my sister yesterday and she was like, " I just talked to mom and they have a bad computer virus. You need to call them and help them figure it out." Oh damn, I thought and called them right away.
My mom is like, oh Word isn't working and there is this weird screen saver and we can't get anything to work. I was ALL worried. And then she April Fooled me.
Man oh man.
Next year people. Next year.
My evil sister and mother got me. Not nearly as bad as Darin.
Because of the April Fools virus, I had called the night before to make sure my parents computer was safe and sound - for Christmas this past year, Darin fixed it up for them, adding new memory and making sure their updates were all set. I thought they would be fine, but I wanted to make sure everything was okay.
So I called my sister yesterday and she was like, " I just talked to mom and they have a bad computer virus. You need to call them and help them figure it out." Oh damn, I thought and called them right away.
My mom is like, oh Word isn't working and there is this weird screen saver and we can't get anything to work. I was ALL worried. And then she April Fooled me.
Man oh man.
Next year people. Next year.
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